Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
Wife is a vet— her patient is a bit concerned
the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago
"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
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When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…
AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING
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when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do
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